Dick Detectives

The breed of men who like to investigate meat and two veg.
Most famous of these being Cock Columbo.

I have to make sure there are no Dick Detectives operating before I take a squirt.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

Cock Columbo

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.

That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

japs eye spy

A sly type of meat gazer. Using any trick he can to take a good look at your manservant.

That little japs eye spy was checking out the old man.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006