eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

eyes widen by awsumatid January 25, 2017

Eyes Wide Shut

When a person refuses to see something in plain view because of preconceived notions of what this something should look like. This frequently happens to naïve people.
In the movie of the same name, the title refers to sexuality, specifically to female sexuality, and a refusal of the protagonist to see that women can have both sexual fantasies (besides her primary partner) and substantial sex drive.

Conservatives and Liberals talk and look at one another with their eyes wide shut.

Eyes Wide Shut by One Uncommon Word July 19, 2017

eyes wide drunk 

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

eyes wide drunk by skgvati April 28, 2007

eyes wide open

the name for the 2nd full album of South Korean girl group TWICE, released on October 26th 2020

"have you listened to the highlight medley of eyes wide open?"
"yeah, it's great!"

eyes wide open by zappyknifee October 25, 2020

brown eyes wide shut party 

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

brown eyes wide shut party by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

Eyes Wide Shit 

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.

"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al

Eyes Wide Shit by smut police December 7, 2011

eyes wide open

Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.

Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!

eyes wide open by Rayann24 November 14, 2016