Definitions by x50ShadesOfFckdUp

Ambitextrous

When you can VERY EASILY type on your phone with both thumbs, your left thumb only, or right thumb only.

That dude’s always typing with a different thumb or both

Yea. I heard he’s ambitextrous.

Ambitextrous by x50ShadesOfFckdUp July 18, 2018

brown eyes wide shut party 

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

brown eyes wide shut party by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

iFunny Shitting 

Swiping through iFunny while shitting.

Sorry that took so long. I was iFunny shitting.

iFunny Shitting by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 13, 2018