skgvati's definitions

popeye drunk

Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"

by skgvati November 8, 2008

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

fornivacation

A getaway that never leaves the room.

Steph and Scott flew from Philadelphia to Portland for four days and never left the hotel. They wanted to sightsee but ended up on a fornivacation.

by skgvati April 20, 2007