A serious illness which can effect the eyes due to excessive use of the Apple iPad. Symptoms typically include sore or light-sensitive eyes as well as blindness in the most severe cases.
Doctor: It seems you have a bad case of eyepad, I would recommend limiting yourself to two hours of iPad enjoyment a day!
by ThomasValli May 28, 2010
Get the eyepad mug.A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.
Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
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by Sacul Ekaj March 20, 2008
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Get the Eskimo Eyepatch mug.Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
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"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
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Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.
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Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.
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