Eyepatch

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.

by El Barto May 11, 2004

eyepatch

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!

by manormonkey July 15, 2007

eyepatch

To ejaculate on a girls eye.

I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.

by duncars May 15, 2008

Eyepatch

A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)

(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"

by Patty Bruce October 28, 2008

eyepatch

The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.

John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.

by ~R November 21, 2004

Eyepatch

While friend is sleepin wipe your ass then place on friends eye.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.

He's out cold, lets give him an eyepatch

by CannabisKing420 November 30, 2011

eyepatch

nick fury

who’s that sexy beast with an eyepatch

NICK FURY

by Anonymous kylie jenner July 5, 2021