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With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life ā€“ sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
Iā€™m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, Iā€™m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
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An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.
When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!
by SusieB February 23, 2011
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A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
by manormonkey June 16, 2007
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Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...
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I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
by duncars May 15, 2008
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A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"
by Patty Bruce September 13, 2008
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