Coolest article of clothing...ever.

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

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To ejaculate on a girls eye.

A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)