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With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.
When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!
by SusieB February 23, 2011
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A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
by manormonkey June 16, 2007
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Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...
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I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
by duncars May 15, 2008
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A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"
by Patty Bruce September 13, 2008
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