With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 12, 2004
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A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"
by Patty Bruce September 14, 2008
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A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
by manormonkey June 17, 2007
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I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
by duncars May 15, 2008
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The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.
by ~R November 21, 2004
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A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.

Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
by texas is not the reason June 19, 2022
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When you jizz in a girls eye, making it impossible for her to see out of that eye, making a patch shaped puddle of jizz.
She looked like a pirate when I gave her an eskimo eyepatch.
by Phatern24 July 10, 2010
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