With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him
What what in the butt? Eye patch!
What what in the butt? Eye patch!
by SusieB February 23, 2011
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A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
by manormonkey June 16, 2007
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Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003
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by duncars May 15, 2008
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A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Originated in Seinfeld)
by Patty Bruce September 13, 2008
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The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.
Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.
by ~R November 21, 2004
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