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Eye Shot 

(N) A shot of cum aimed at the eye.
(V) To cum in a chick's eye.
"No more eye shots. Aim for the mouth."
Eye Shot by LarcLover October 21, 2003
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eye shot 

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
eye shot by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010

eye shot 

A punch in the eye through a hole in the door at a crack house. The punch in the eye is received voluntarily in exchange for a small rock of crack cocaine.
Them kids comin' up nowadays is crazy. The get bored inside a crack house all day sellin' crack and they want to do something to have some fun. The put a hole in a door and make the crack house an "eye shot house".

When you see a couple walkin' through the hood and they both got a black eye, you can tell they been at the "eye shot house".

If you want a hit of crack but ain't got no money, you can get you a hit of crack at an eye shot house. Milwaukee WI
eye shot by heiny4243 November 22, 2010

Red Eye Shot 

A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.
Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!
Red Eye Shot by Surpriselove June 19, 2018

Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot
Monkey eye shot by Bobby miller February 25, 2025

eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008

cum shot to the eye 

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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