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eye opener by talley June 11, 2006
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eye opener
eye opener by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010
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eye opener
1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.
eye opener by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010
eye opener
eye opener by BGMH October 9, 2011
eye opener
eye opener by Blue Meanie February 13, 2003
eye-opener
1. A real suprise
2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening
3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening
3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
eye-opener by Light Joker October 2, 2005
Turkish Eye Opener
When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
Turkish Eye Opener by Marty D January 3, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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