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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Making Eye Candy 

Making Eye Candy is when you stare at someone male/female, long enough that you start to play sexual fantasies of them in your head. If they're only moderately attractive they can become drop dead gorgeous if you look at them enough.
I was making eye candy of Georgia in Pottery class.
Making Eye Candy by Kinesis March 27, 2012

making your third eye cry 

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

eyejacking 

Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing.
Steve was eyejacking my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I got a blow job from his sister.
eyejacking by Gregory Marcus September 1, 2008
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026