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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Making Eye Candy 

Making Eye Candy is when you stare at someone male/female, long enough that you start to play sexual fantasies of them in your head. If they're only moderately attractive they can become drop dead gorgeous if you look at them enough.
I was making eye candy of Georgia in Pottery class.
Making Eye Candy by Kinesis March 27, 2012

making your third eye cry 

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

eyejacking 

Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing.
Steve was eyejacking my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I got a blow job from his sister.
eyejacking by Gregory Marcus September 1, 2008