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the tiny little hole on the end of your penis in which you pee out of
if you don't shut up, i'm gonna stick this cocktail stick right down your japseye!
Japseye by D. Hine September 15, 2003
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This is a way of describing a mans pee-hole because its the shape of a japanesse mans eye!
I have a sting in my japseye when I pee!

Shut up or i'll flick your japseye!!
japseye by GaNjaGaN July 12, 2004
1. A small japanese eye slit looking hole at the tip of your bellend where you urinate out of.
Henry and Mavis where playing cards when Mavislost she Punished Henry By Forking hos Japseye!
japseye by Peter Crotch November 19, 2006
The hole located on the Top of the penis which sperm and urine passes through to exit the body.
Sperm comes out of my japseye when I’m heavily aroused
Japseye by Micheal o Shea November 2, 2022

quivering japseye 

The sad end of a penis. Sad baecause it has not participated in the sexual act.
You're a virgin????

You quivering Japseye??
quivering japseye by Kinkyspecial_K January 20, 2005

japs eye 

the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.
He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye
japs eye by lannery May 13, 2005

Japseyetis 

Having prolonged discomfort in your Japseye, most felt when peeing.
Aah that stings! I think I have Japseyetis...
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