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Places finger on eye 

It is another way of saying "I enjoy incest!" People who use it enjoy watching incest happen or enjoy taking part in incest.
Steve: Joe why are you so close to your sister?

Joe: Places finger on eye

Steve: oh, So "I enjoy Incest" is referring to you?

Joe: yee-haw

Seeing eye fingers 

The ability to find stuff in your purse without looking.
I'm driving in my car and realized it's in my purse. So I reached in my purse with my seeing eye fingers to find it
Seeing eye fingers by Sal e ho October 22, 2023

Cotton eye joe fingers 

A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.
Bro! You've got cotton eye Joe fingers, go wash your hands!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026