extravawank

Masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.

Putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.
Ordering a sex doll online.
Bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint glass.
Cutting a hole in a melon.

"I've just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravawank."

by Patti Cake January 25, 2009