extrament 

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

extrament by flyingdog May 17, 2008

Human Extrament 

Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.

Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"

Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."

Bill: "Word."

Human Extrament by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

Excrementally 

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

Excrementuously 

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.

a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!

Excrementuously by Evolingualways July 28, 2009