Definitions by K1LL_4_FUN
Brown Eye Back Fire
A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.
Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”
Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”
Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”
Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”
Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”
Brown Eye Back Fire by K1LL_4_FUN April 8, 2011
McMopper
A McMopper is the very awkward mentally retarded person who sweeps up the floors and mops up after obese people leave messes all over McDonalds.
Although a McMopper is usually a nice person who wouldn't hurt a fly with his filthy little hands, he IS very socially awkward, and he insists on making eye contact with everyone, and saying HELLO strangely loud.
The problems that McMoppers cause far overshadow any small good they achieve in a 3 1/2 hour Tard shift at a McDonalds near you. For some people who are highly tolerant McMoppers are not much of a problem, but to the rest of us they are an unnecessary distraction while we stuff our dirty face holes with half rotten beef liver scraps that have been pressed into burger shaped patties and stuffed into a bun with special sauce.
Although a McMopper is usually a nice person who wouldn't hurt a fly with his filthy little hands, he IS very socially awkward, and he insists on making eye contact with everyone, and saying HELLO strangely loud.
The problems that McMoppers cause far overshadow any small good they achieve in a 3 1/2 hour Tard shift at a McDonalds near you. For some people who are highly tolerant McMoppers are not much of a problem, but to the rest of us they are an unnecessary distraction while we stuff our dirty face holes with half rotten beef liver scraps that have been pressed into burger shaped patties and stuffed into a bun with special sauce.
Me: "Fucking Dammit Shit-Covered Dickass I just made eye-contact with that McMopper."
Willy (McMopper): "HELLLLLOWWWW ! ! ! ! !"
ME: "Hey buddy, I'll give you a brand new $5 bill to see how many McNuggets you can fit in your mouth in the middle of the road, and if the cars touch you, you get a sticker!"
Willy: "Okayyyy"
Willy (McMopper): "HELLLLLOWWWW ! ! ! ! !"
ME: "Hey buddy, I'll give you a brand new $5 bill to see how many McNuggets you can fit in your mouth in the middle of the road, and if the cars touch you, you get a sticker!"
Willy: "Okayyyy"
McMopper by K1LL_4_FUN April 1, 2011
Tuesday Troll
A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.
No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.
If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.
If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"
Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."
Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"
Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."
Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
Tuesday Troll by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011
Human Extrament
Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.
Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
Human Extrament by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011
Pink Eye Pearl Harbor
The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.
A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.
An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.
An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"
Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"
Sizuki: "Bansai!!"
Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"
Sizuki: "Ultimate."
Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"
Sizuki: "Bansai!!"
Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"
Sizuki: "Ultimate."
Pink Eye Pearl Harbor by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
Snake Skin Suprise
A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.
A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.
Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.
Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Snake Skin Suprise by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
Skip One Rule
This is a rule that occurs many times a day across the United States and the rest of the civilized world.
The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.
The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.
There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.
There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:
1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.
2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!
3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.
3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.
4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.
Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.
The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.
There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.
There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:
1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.
2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!
3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.
3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.
4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.
Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What the FUCK are you doing?!?!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
Skip One Rule by K1LL_4_FUN March 16, 2011