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Exius
The most sarcastic son-of-a-bitch alive.
Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.
Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but he kept derailing it with his incessant flood of signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022
Exius
Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022
rapidus exitus
A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class
Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.
rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007
Exiversary
a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.
Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!
Boy: Great first round is on me!
Exiversary by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009
eximus
Large rash like/chaffed area in your nether regions. Usually caused from working harder than an ugly stripper producing outdoor BBQ festivals.
eximus by Imapeopleperson September 22, 2021
Officium Adversus Exitus
Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.
Officium Adversus Exitus by VexedScorpio April 17, 2011
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