exhusband 

A male who should be chosen as someone you would want to watch your children every other week. Very similar to a purse, convenient, full of crap and easily replaced.

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exhusband by Texas Pam February 4, 2010

ex-husband 

1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.

2) Tyrannical douchebag.

3) Soul sucking piece of shit.

4) Self-centered bastard.

5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches

Q: "Are you afraid of going to hell?"
A: "No, I have an ex-husband."

ex-husband by 2good2B4gotten October 14, 2010

ex-husband 

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!

ex-husband by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Ex-Husband 

A person who is divorced by a woman when she figures out the he is worthless, unmotivated and a deadbeat. Doesn't pay for his children's expenses and always blames someone else for his mistakes in life.

My ex-husband borrowed money from a loan shark and asked me for a loan to pay him back. (YEAH RIGHT!)

Ex-Husband by Annoyed Ex-Wife March 6, 2010

ex-husband in-law 

The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.

My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.

ex-husband in-law by Bullistic268 February 24, 2010

ex-husband 

When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.

I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.

ex-husband by Mr. Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

ex husband 

one who pulls himself excessively

see wanker

ex husband by sam December 4, 2003