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Excusion
The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.
Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
Excusion by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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Version excursion
In IT when management cannot get anything done because they are unable to decide between the current version of software, and the promised "next version".
Version excursion by Luc May 12, 2004
Exclusionist
A member of the LGBT community who believes the acronym is LGBT+ (for enban sexualities).
Commonly included as exclusionists are Long Sword Lesbians, Gravity Knife Gays, Trident/Trench Knife Trans, Battle Axe Bisexual, and Nunchuck Nonbinary.
Exclusionist beliefs include: Pan = bi, hesbians/theysbians are fake, shegays/theygays are fake, anti non-trad neopronouns, asexuality isn't included in LGBT, etc
Commonly included as exclusionists are Long Sword Lesbians, Gravity Knife Gays, Trident/Trench Knife Trans, Battle Axe Bisexual, and Nunchuck Nonbinary.
Exclusionist beliefs include: Pan = bi, hesbians/theysbians are fake, shegays/theygays are fake, anti non-trad neopronouns, asexuality isn't included in LGBT, etc
Tracey: Hey, did you hear that there's a new xenogender?
Travis: No, I'm an exclusionist, I don't believe in xenogenders.
Travis: No, I'm an exclusionist, I don't believe in xenogenders.
Exclusionist by tychobrahesnose April 20, 2021
exclusion zone
When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.
The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.
exclusion zone by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016
criticality excursion
I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.
criticality excursion by The Sim April 11, 2011
Seven Bird Excursion
The Birds is based on the idea of having wingmen (preferably multiple, but not 7 that's way too much). The wingmen strategy can take up to a month, as both wingmen must befriend the target and then subliminally enter your name into the conversation. Target then says what they feel about you (most people say negative things). That's where the wingman patches things up. That's the beginning. Seven Birds follows seven months, you'd get to a first date type situation around month two.
Tomás:"yo, if you really want Charlotte, you should try the seven bird excursion"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"
Seven Bird Excursion by FubbaYouCubba February 16, 2015
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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