excrimeditation

1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.

I was deep in excrimeditation, when the solution finally dawned on me.

Excrimeditation is how the Rev. Stang recieves new scriptures.

by DalethGimel January 3, 2009

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

excremeditation

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.

I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.

by therestlessadmin September 1, 2011