exbian

An ex-girlfriend that has "turned gay" after a break up with her boyfriend. It is often considered cool for a guy to have one ex girlfriend who is now lesbian, however more than one in a man's past indicates a problem with him.

John: "Do you think that you and Jane will ever get back together?"
Chris: "Nah man, she went all exbian on me."
Or
Michelle: "Girl, don't go out with that guy, he's got like five exbians..."
Lisa "Whew, thanks for the tip. I don't wanna catch that."

by Kim K January 15, 2006

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Extianity

The act of following an ex on social media *religiously*

Facebook is the main deity of Extianity.

by Coner smithe January 6, 2017

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Enbian

A non-binary person attracted to a non-binary person (nblnb/ non-binary loving non-binary).

"Hey, they are Enbian"
"What's that?"
"They are attracted to non-binary people and are non-binary themselves"

by ThatPersonWhoCantRead January 14, 2021

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cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.

"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."

by Miss Balls October 26, 2012

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Esbians

While almost precede my "Motherfucking" it can be used on its own to describe really stereotypical Lesbians. It comes from the joke about the "L" in Samuel L. Jackson's name standing for "Motherfucking," this joke often includes other things such as "TLC" which becomes “Tender-motherfucking-care" and then carried on to “Lesbians" which becomes “Motherfucking-esbains.” in all these cases the addition of "Motherfucking" only ads to how close it is the a stereotype.

"Motherfucking-esbians"

by TheMighty8th February 23, 2010

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