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An ex-girlfriend that has "turned gay" after a break up with her boyfriend. It is often considered cool for a guy to have one ex girlfriend who is now lesbian, however more than one in a man's past indicates a problem with him.
John: "Do you think that you and Jane will ever get back together?"
Chris: "Nah man, she went all exbian on me."
Or
Michelle: "Girl, don't go out with that guy, he's got like five exbians..."
Lisa "Whew, thanks for the tip. I don't wanna catch that."
exbian by Kim K January 15, 2006
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Extianity 

The act of following an ex on social media *religiously*
Facebook is the main deity of Extianity.
Extianity by Coner smithe January 6, 2017
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A non-binary person attracted to a non-binary person (nblnb/ non-binary loving non-binary).
"Hey, they are Enbian"
"What's that?"
"They are attracted to non-binary people and are non-binary themselves"
Enbian by ThatPersonWhoCantRead January 14, 2021

cat-esbian 

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.
"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."
cat-esbian by Miss Balls October 26, 2012
While almost precede my "Motherfucking" it can be used on its own to describe really stereotypical Lesbians. It comes from the joke about the "L" in Samuel L. Jackson's name standing for "Motherfucking," this joke often includes other things such as "TLC" which becomes “Tender-motherfucking-care" and then carried on to “Lesbians" which becomes “Motherfucking-esbains.” in all these cases the addition of "Motherfucking" only ads to how close it is the a stereotype.
"Motherfucking-esbians"
Esbians by TheMighty8th February 23, 2010

exbandtation

the theory that if a band breaks up and they come back years later they will never be quite as good as they used to be
"Dude, when the untamed got back together it was a total example of the theory of exbandtation!"
exbandtation by Casbah66/Luke October 11, 2008

exiantolopis 

Exiantolopis is very common for people. This is where people become addicted to breaking up with people.
I heard that girl has exiantolopis.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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