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Exbeelent 

The way you feel when sitting in, or especially when DRIVING a Scion XB.
I have owned many cars, but this Scion XB makes me feel Exbeelent!
Exbeelent by Ken Bruckbauer March 29, 2008
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Exbibliothetic 

The state of having formerly been a library
This building is exbibliothetic. It used to be a library. It's something else now.
Exbibliothetic by THESKYGUARDIAN December 13, 2017

exbeerience

n. word defining the ability of a person to consume mass amounts of the alcoholic beverage known as beer without getting full, sick, or overly intoxicated.
John: "Is he not drunk? He has drank two times more beer than I."
Jane:"No, he has a lot of exbeerience."

exbestfriend

somebody who was your bestfriend at one point but then backstabbed you or started to ignore you and is no longer your bestfriend.

you usually have strong feelings of hatred or sadness toward this person.
nikki- "idk what happened with me and emily"

friend- "i thought you two were bestfriends?"

nikki- "emily started ignoring me and i guess i was replaced. i love her to death but idk what we are anymore"

friend- you're exbestfriends" :(
exbestfriend by nikkiisamazing13 October 11, 2010

Exboyfrienditis 

A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"

"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
Exboyfrienditis by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009
Your FORMER b.a.e (before anyone else)
i.e. when you are dating two to multiple girls at a time, but then for whatever reason you get married to one of them without telling any of your other "baes" - therefore all others have become exbae
Homie 1: Bro, your exbae is super attached.
Homie 2: Yea, I know. Time to call detachment!
exbae by Digital Dictionary May 13, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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