Exbald

When a bald person expels you

"Mr merrit-blann (the baldimort) please dont exbald me!"

Exbald by The angmering school club June 8, 2020

exbandtation

the theory that if a band breaks up and they come back years later they will never be quite as good as they used to be

"Dude, when the untamed got back together it was a total example of the theory of exbandtation!"

exbandtation by Casbah66/Luke October 11, 2008

embalden 

To shave your head when you become self-conscious about your hair loss just because you think it makes you look more manly, when it doesn't!

Kent thought people kept looking at his comb-over, so he decided to embalden himself. Now he looks like an arse.

embalden by Gallacher the Horse May 23, 2007

Exbalicar 

Exbalicar is the "correct"(typo'd)spelling of Excalibur, the legendary sword wielded by King Arthur of Camelot.

Teacher:Today, we will be learning about King Arthur, the fabled King of England.

Pupil, not paying attention to what he's writing, accidentally writes "Exbalicar was the legendary sword owned by King Arthur."

Exbalicar by hiddenninja May 18, 2010

Ebald

when ur bald and emo

Damn ur mom is ebald

Ebald by yourmomismid January 25, 2022

Eobaldibasics 

a new hacker on roblox that is said to hack several roblox accounts and games like prison life and clone yourself and the accounts he hacked was accounts including leobloxmonkey leobaldibasics guyforanguy13891 gingerboyleofriend buildermansaefae l1sbokatereal jackbloxmonkey and Dev123_LetsGo

Robloxian: Hey do you know who eobaldibasics is?
Other Robloxian: nope
Robloxian: Well. hes a new roblox hacker
Other Robloxian: wait what?!?!

Eobaldibasics by byronfletchier October 8, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020