evidating 

a much needed verb version of evidence

where are you in your paragraph?
im evidating right now

evidating by gojo simp January 5, 2022

eDating 

Can be either:
1). A relationship that develops online, with no face-to-face element and/or no plans for ever meeting up in the real world or consummating the relationship physically with intercourse.

2). Using online sites and services to find someone to eDate, whom you have no intention of ever meeting in real life.

Guy 1: That girl has a different guy in a video call, every night. Always eDating someone different, every time I look! I wonder if she'll ever find her "Mr. Right" by eDating random dudes, online...
Guy 2: Bro, it's eDating. Let's hope that Mr. Right is out having drinks on the weekend, rather than picking up eGirls on some eDating server on Discord.
Guy 1: I guess I ain't Mr. Right...
Guy 2: Did you just figure that out, genius?

eDating by Vendaciousness June 15, 2020

Evicting the basement tenants 

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

Evicting the basement tenants by MC? February 14, 2006

Edating 

Edating is related to long distance, but never met in person. Commonly in different states or countries. Usually parties meet on online chats.

"I met myles on kik and we started edating a week later"

Edating by YungBBQsauce February 25, 2018

ekitating 

The thought process of weather or not you or your friend is hetero or homosexual- usually done while pacing back and fourth

Jim: Wow he's still ekitating?
Carl: He's been at this for 8 hours now, guess he's sexually confused.

ekitating by mogus funny September 20, 2021

Editating 

An edit that comes to mind whilst the mind has reached a point of relaxation, arising from prolonged and regular meditation.

"I was meditating and started thinking critically about the theory of relativity the other day, and I began a period of editating that theory, or a period of editation."

Editating by DharmaBabe and Qi_Dzi_Py November 18, 2011

edating 

A waste of fucking time

Yo I think I wanna start edating this chick from instagram

Are you stupid? That’s a waste of fucking time bro

edating by Ursidechick May 14, 2022