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e-dating
It’s similar to long distance except, both partners never met eachother, usually plan to though, and met eachother online. Most e-daters tend to be teens rather than adults. Partners usually meet eachother through social media. E-dating for some part is hated on due to how many e-daters have met eachother on Discord. If you’re going to seriously e-date, please do not meet them on Discord, and like show your face? I’ve seen e-daters talk about theyre relationships and they’ve never showed their face? What are you doing dawg LMAOO
e-dating by yansstalker June 13, 2021
e-dating
When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.
Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.
him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!
him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan
Now you're e-dating
him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!
him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan
Now you're e-dating
e-dating by awakened insanity September 15, 2011
e-dating
Cringey cunts who date online due to them failing in life, being 10 years old or being just genuinely sad people. Usually a virgin or never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.