Everything Shit

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It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma

Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed

Everything Shit by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024

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I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

I put that shit on everything by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

Everything i touch turns to shit! by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

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Everythingship

A meeting of the minds, bodies and souls.

Girl: Are we in a relationship?
Boy: No, we're in an Everythingship

Everythingship by #yamam January 7, 2019

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everythingship

An Everythingship is a relationship but more. When you are in an Everythingship you are not just their boyfriend/girlfriend, you are their Bestfriend, soul mate, and their boy/girl friend. It takes two people who truly love each other to have an Everythingship.

Me and my boyfriend are in an Everythingship.

everythingship by Frostyoceans April 19, 2017

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everythingship

a noun
a meeting of the minds, bodies, and souls

“everythingship. i love that. it’s, like, our word” - beck, “you”

“it was an everythingship. it really was” - joe, “you”

everythingship by dyingsleep February 9, 2021

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Everythingship

A feeling of knowing that the person you are with is perfect for you in the best and worst way possible. Instead of being in a relationship or a friendship you are in an 'everythingship'

Rivaan and Aishwarya are in an everythingship 🗡

Everythingship by eternal ambiguity January 13, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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