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Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying
Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING
Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

pen evaporation 

The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)
"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"

"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
pen evaporation by FireHaze June 18, 2009

Devils Evaporation 

evaporated 

To be beyond pro at DotA. To say "evaporated is pro at all heros" is an understatement.
Evaporated is godlike with all heros in DotA.

evaporation of slim 

when a girl or guy farts in anothers mouth, the person holds the fart in their mouth for a few seconds, then blows the fart stench in the farters mouth
Man, I had a great evaporation of slim last night! I can still taste the girls meatloaf she had for dinner!