Eustace

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

Mike: “What the fuck is Eustace doing?”
Joe: “Who knows, Eustace is useless.”

by IrishIsles November 15, 2019

Eustace

A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.

You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.

by shazamwow March 3, 2009

Eustace

That trash republican who likes Donald Trump

That guy Eustace is such a Republican

by ThePoundableMan March 6, 2020

Eustace

A beautiful country setting and a close knit community. Also defines every small town on ANY scary movie you've ever seen. I wouldn't walk down the streets at night ALONE!

Did you see Eustace last night? It was on the news.

by thedarkprncess01 March 5, 2009

Eustace Bagge

A grumpy old man who always wants his wife to cook for him, bullies a poor dog named courage, and always says "Yayuwaaaank".

"Stupid dog. You made me look bad"Said by Eustace Bagge

by Joeyqueen sartorius July 11, 2017

Bishop Eustace

Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.

I went to Bishop Eustace. Now I am the chief French fry cooker at McDonald's.

by Vertical Hit September 3, 2016

Bishop Eustace

Eustace? No, Useless is the worst frikken school in the country. They suck at every sport and constantly have their asses handed to them. All guys there have their dicks up their own asses, the girls are all giant ass chodes. St. Augustine Prep always kicks that schools ass at everything, ESPECIALLY HOCKEY. They always loss at every sport. They are the worst school in this country.

Bishop Eustace sucks

by datguy1234 January 21, 2011