Eustaced 

A football term when an offensive player with the ball literally sprawls out headfirst to break the tackle centimeters from touching the ground. Very few (if any) players have achieved this.

“Bro did you I thought his knee was down!”
“Me too! The defender thought so too. That linebacker got Eustaced!”

Eustaced by Aaaaas December 28, 2019

Eustace 

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

Mike: “What the fuck is Eustace doing?”
Joe: “Who knows, Eustace is useless.”

Eustace by IrishIsles November 15, 2019

Eustace Bagge 

A grumpy old man who always wants his wife to cook for him, bullies a poor dog named courage, and always says "Yayuwaaaank".

"Stupid dog. You made me look bad"Said by Eustace Bagge

Eustace Bagge by Joeyqueen sartorius July 11, 2017

Eustace 

A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.

You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.

Eustace by shazamwow March 3, 2009

Bishop Eustace 

Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.

I went to Bishop Eustace. Now I am the chief French fry cooker at McDonald's.

Bishop Eustace by Vertical Hit September 3, 2016

Bishop Eustace 

Eustace? No, Useless is the worst frikken school in the country. They suck at every sport and constantly have their asses handed to them. All guys there have their dicks up their own asses, the girls are all giant ass chodes. St. Augustine Prep always kicks that schools ass at everything, ESPECIALLY HOCKEY. They always loss at every sport. They are the worst school in this country.

Bishop Eustace sucks

Bishop Eustace by datguy1234 January 21, 2011

Ol' Eustace 

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick

I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick

Ol' Eustace by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019