The state of a relationship where both persons involved share an intimacy that can only be described as "couple-esque", yet both parties in said relationship insist on being friends. See mutual friend zone.
"Are they dating?"
"Nah."
"But they just said 'I love you.'"
"Yeah, but it's in an erophilian way."
One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.