Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010

Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

by The real Bruce Wayne December 15, 2011

urophiliac

A person who derives sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet, also an inappropriate word for a spelling bee.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult, I became a urophiliac.

by Whythisword September 17, 2020

Europhile

1. Someone with a strong love or attraction to Europe and European culture.

2. Someone with a sexual attraction to Europe.

Matt and Viktor bought t-shirts with European flags on them because they are Europhiles.

by LeMeurtrier May 11, 2010

exophilia

Exophilia is an attraction, generally sexual in nature, to new, strange, or otherworldly things, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, supernatural beings, robots, and other non-human things. Exophilia may be regarded as the sexual form of neophilia, which is the more generalized attraction to new and unknown things.

(from Wikipedia.org)

Exophilia is a relatively obscure fetish.

by George Default April 25, 2006

Emophilia

Emophilia is the term used to describe someone whom has a tendency to fall in love easily, fast and/often; formerly known as ‘emotional promiscuity’.

Having Emophilia could potentially be a sign of Anxious Attachment Style.

This tendency can lead people to miss critical red flags, so they may be prone to entering unhealthy relationships.

Emophilia may make people's self-concepts vulnerable to rapid change.

my friend told me they fell in love with their partner 2 days after meeting them.

I told my friend that they have Emophilia because meeting someone after 2 days and falling in love is bizarre.

by StudentAndTeacher September 17, 2022

europheliac

Derives erotic plesure from being urinated on

I walked in on my Europheliac mom

by oakarts.org March 13, 2018