eldophiliac

The polar opposite of a pedophiliac, just not in the small child sense. 18+ for 25+.

Justin who is 19, wants Scott who is 28.

by Justin W. March 9, 2005

elmophilia

The term "elmophilia" denotes the fondness, esp. the abnormal love, for the Sesame Street character "Elmo", and is displayed primarily by people who insist on referring to themselves in the third person. These people are often referred to as "elmophiliacs".

One notable elmophiliac is DarkAries.

DarkAries: "Okay. First off, you're wrong, but Aries is not going to call you a bad person because of it, because it's not going to do any good to anybody."

Person#2: "Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?"

Person#3: "He is a split personality. One half thinks the other half types. I used to be the same way but then I had the operation."

Person#4: "It appears that DarkAries suffers from elmophilia."

by EgoTrips International February 11, 2007

Erdophilia

Erdophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult experiences exclusive political attraction towards a dictator or quasi sultan in his late thirties. Regardless reasonable arugmentation by his enviroment he always stays loyal to his national father figure following the principle of "Heil mein Führer!".

Even though this subject wasn't discussed scientifically the WhatsApp Group "lyricist lounge" provides more than enough empirical evidence.

Fa**: "Erdogan is MY Führer!"
Da**: What is he talking about?
Ta**:Ah his Erdophilia again!
Se**: brings a slightly provocative rhyme

by Donald G Trump January 16, 2021

emophiliac

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.

One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.

by Juan Pablo Menendez May 10, 2006

Emophiliac

One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.

"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."

by Tim McKenna May 23, 2006

Emophiliac

An Emo kid who only cuts themselves once...

"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."

by Bill_The_Whale October 22, 2006

emophiliac

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable emotional leakage.

I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.

by Camel '86 December 28, 2008