eurohn

a baby which has the intelligence of an adult.

that kid over there is a eurohn for sure

by coughing rush December 27, 2016

Euronymous

Given name: Oystein Aarseth. Deceased guitar player of Norwegian black metal act Mayhem. Was and is still considered a standout character, or even a celebrity, within the black metal movement, mainly due to his outspoken nature in interviews and his efforts, both musical and otherwise, in the black metal genre. Besides participating in classic albums such as "Deathcrush," "Live in Liepzig," and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" as the guitarist of Mayhem, Aarseth also owned and operated a record store called Helvete, or "Hell" in Norwegian, which stocked only the most extreme metal music. Killed by Varg Vikernes, also known as Count Grishnackh or The Count, on August 10th, 1993. To many fans of black metal, Mayhem ceased to truly exist after Euronymous' death despite the fact that the band was reformed afterwards, and hence, all Mayhem releases released up to "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" are commonly said to have been recorded by "The True Mayhem" by fans.

It is said that when Mayhem performed during Euronymous' lifetime, one could not see his hand as he played due to the incredible speeds he was cabaple of on guitar.

by Rob S. April 3, 2005

eurosnob

A person who, instead of supporting their own cities A-League team, chooses to support a team which plays 3000km's away.

Real football fan: "hey man do you wanna come watch melbourne play sydney next weekend?"

eurosnob: " nah the a-league is shit, I watch teams who play over 4000km's away and I have no real connection to".

by footballfreak July 6, 2010

eurosnob

1. A pretentious prick that is born and raised in the United States, but does not support their local Major League Soccer, North American Soccer League, or USL Pro club. Instead, they cheer on a European giant, preferably of the G-14 clubs (i.e. Manchester United, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, etc.) that have little to not connection to. Often, they will refuse to go to their local MLS team's matches and watch their favorite European teams play on TV.

Eurosnobs have sheer ignorance towards MLS because they are under the false impression that anything American soccer is supposedly bad, when really their head is too far up their ass they just talk and act like shit.

2. The same scenario as above, but only applied to Australia's A-League.

3. Any non-European whom claims their favorite soccer team is not their local team.

1. MLS/real soccer fan: Dude, did you see that intense Seattle v. Portland match last night?!

Eurosnob: Hahaha, really? That's the MLS. The MLS sucks. They have stupid names. Sounders? Timbers?! C'mon should be Seattle City or Portland FC.

MLS/real soccer fan: ...seriously? Enjoy glory-hunting, while I have fun cheering on our local team.

by jonnigga October 21, 2011

eurona

eurona is a humble person, she thinks about others before herself. She is also a very reliable person that you can depend on for anything. When you first meet eurona she’s the sweetest person ever and you don't want to stop talking to her. eurona makes you smile and is always there for you . She’s gorgeous from the inside and out and

you will never want to let her go.

Eurona is Perfect

by Carvroom January 29, 2020

Eurosnob

A fake soccer fan from the United States that only hops the bandwagon and supports European powerhouses rather than their local MLS, NASL or USL club. Eurosnobs tend to have poor grammar and reference MLS as "the MLS" as if it's some third world league. Any time a European power house plays an MLS club in a friendly two things happen: If the Euro club wins, the Eurosnob will say it clearly shows how supreme they are. If an MLS club wins or draws, the Eurosnob cries that it's a fluke, the club played with reserves. The same situation can apply for Australia's A-League.

Eurosnobs tend to cheer on multiple European giants, in the hope that one of the clubs wins the Champions League. Additionally, most Eurosnobs cannot name anymore than four or five teams in the EPL. For the Bundesliga, La Liga and Serie A, Eurosnobs may be only able to name one or two teams. Essientially, they're the American soccer bandwagon.

This breed is vehemently loathed upon by the American, Canadian and Australian soccer communities.

True American soccer fan: "So, you're telling me you're not a fan of D.C. United, but you cheer on Barcelona, Manchester United, Bayern Munich AND Inter?"

Eurosnob: "...Uh...yeah...they don't suck like the MLS. D.C. United...HA."

True American soccer fan: "Ignorant eurosnob. You're not a true soccer fan."

Eurosnob: "Yeah I am."

True American soccer fan: "Name a team in Span...that's NOT Real Madrid or Barcelona."

Eurosnob: Um......

by jonnigga April 28, 2011

eurohead

contrary to popular belief, the term "eurohead" does not refer to getting head from a European girl. Instead, it refers to the condition one suffers when they are in Europe for too long and get tired of the general "European-ness" of the whole place

Ah, I hope I don't miss my flight back to the US. I've got some serious eurohead

by berry bUttler July 13, 2022