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backspacer

The ninth Pearl Jam album released in 2009 where Pearl Jam actually sounds happy.

Dude! Have you heard the album 'Backspacer' by Pearl Jam?!

Yeah man! It's weird...they're happy...what the fuck?! But damn...it's good!

by jonnigga September 20, 2009

Supporters Shield

A trophy given to the Major League Soccer club with the best regular season record. Soccer purists consider the Shield winner the true champion of MLS for that season; however, the league likes to the MLS Cup winner is the champion that season.

The incentives for winning the Shield are nearly identical to the MLS Cup. Both teams are rewarded with Group Stage spots in the CONCACAF Champions League the following year.

Past Shield winners include:

1996 - Tampa Bay Mutiny
1997 - DC United
1998 - Los Angeles Galaxy
1999 - D.C. United
2000 - Kansas City Wizards (now Sporting KC)
2001 - Miami Fusion
2002 - Los Angeles Galaxy
2003 - Chicago Fire
2004 - Columbus Crew
2005 - San Jose Earthquakes
2006 - D.C. United
2007 - D.C. United
2008 - Columbus Crew
2009 - Columbus Crew
2010 - Los Angeles Galaxy

Although the Colorado Rapids won the MLS Cup title, many consider the Los Angeles Galaxy to be the true MLS champions since they won the Supporters Shield

by jonnigga January 21, 2011

Eurosnob

A fake soccer fan from the United States that only hops the bandwagon and supports European powerhouses rather than their local MLS, NASL or USL club. Eurosnobs tend to have poor grammar and reference MLS as "the MLS" as if it's some third world league. Any time a European power house plays an MLS club in a friendly two things happen: If the Euro club wins, the Eurosnob will say it clearly shows how supreme they are. If an MLS club wins or draws, the Eurosnob cries that it's a fluke, the club played with reserves. The same situation can apply for Australia's A-League.

Eurosnobs tend to cheer on multiple European giants, in the hope that one of the clubs wins the Champions League. Additionally, most Eurosnobs cannot name anymore than four or five teams in the EPL. For the Bundesliga, La Liga and Serie A, Eurosnobs may be only able to name one or two teams. Essientially, they're the American soccer bandwagon.

This breed is vehemently loathed upon by the American, Canadian and Australian soccer communities.

True American soccer fan: "So, you're telling me you're not a fan of D.C. United, but you cheer on Barcelona, Manchester United, Bayern Munich AND Inter?"

Eurosnob: "...Uh...yeah...they don't suck like the MLS. D.C. United...HA."

True American soccer fan: "Ignorant eurosnob. You're not a true soccer fan."

Eurosnob: "Yeah I am."

True American soccer fan: "Name a team in Span...that's NOT Real Madrid or Barcelona."

Eurosnob: Um......

by jonnigga April 28, 2011

Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

by jonnigga November 30, 2010

Seattle Sounders FC

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.

Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?

by jonnigga October 30, 2010

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015

eurosnob

Any American who claims that a European team is their favorite team for any reason

Emmett is such a eurosnob. Instead of watching his local MLS team, Orlando City, he only watches Arsenal because his roommate's dog's best friend's cousin bought his girlfriend an Arsenal jersey while in London

by jonnigga June 2, 2015