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Oregon Hill

A neighborhood in southern Richmond, Virginia that lies south of VCU, or Virginia Commonwealth University.

Originally, an industrial, white working class neighborhood, the area has been heavily gentrified with the influx of VCU students living off campus.

After Jeff couldn't live on the VCU campus, he moved into an off campus house in Oregon Hill.

by jonnigga October 17, 2011

eurosnobbery

The act or actions pertaining to a eurosnob. These examples would include, but are not limited to:

* complaining that Major League Soccer has conferences rather than a single table
* believing that U.S. Soccer should institute promotion and relegation for all of the soccer leagues in the country
* being a douchebag or jackass when belittling MLS or American soccer

Wally's eurosnobbery is awful: he rants about how tacky and corny Major League Soccer's structure is, when he cannot accept the fact the country needs to cater to casual fans.

by jonnigga November 22, 2011

backspacer

The ninth Pearl Jam album released in 2009 where Pearl Jam actually sounds happy.

Dude! Have you heard the album 'Backspacer' by Pearl Jam?!

Yeah man! It's weird...they're happy...what the fuck?! But damn...it's good!

by jonnigga September 20, 2009

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015

Supporters Shield

A trophy given to the Major League Soccer club with the best regular season record. Soccer purists consider the Shield winner the true champion of MLS for that season; however, the league likes to the MLS Cup winner is the champion that season.

The incentives for winning the Shield are nearly identical to the MLS Cup. Both teams are rewarded with Group Stage spots in the CONCACAF Champions League the following year.

Past Shield winners include:

1996 - Tampa Bay Mutiny
1997 - DC United
1998 - Los Angeles Galaxy
1999 - D.C. United
2000 - Kansas City Wizards (now Sporting KC)
2001 - Miami Fusion
2002 - Los Angeles Galaxy
2003 - Chicago Fire
2004 - Columbus Crew
2005 - San Jose Earthquakes
2006 - D.C. United
2007 - D.C. United
2008 - Columbus Crew
2009 - Columbus Crew
2010 - Los Angeles Galaxy

Although the Colorado Rapids won the MLS Cup title, many consider the Los Angeles Galaxy to be the true MLS champions since they won the Supporters Shield

by jonnigga January 21, 2011

eurosnob

1. A pretentious prick that is born and raised in the United States, but does not support their local Major League Soccer, North American Soccer League, or USL Pro club. Instead, they cheer on a European giant, preferably of the G-14 clubs (i.e. Manchester United, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, etc.) that have little to not connection to. Often, they will refuse to go to their local MLS team's matches and watch their favorite European teams play on TV.

Eurosnobs have sheer ignorance towards MLS because they are under the false impression that anything American soccer is supposedly bad, when really their head is too far up their ass they just talk and act like shit.

2. The same scenario as above, but only applied to Australia's A-League.

3. Any non-European whom claims their favorite soccer team is not their local team.

1. MLS/real soccer fan: Dude, did you see that intense Seattle v. Portland match last night?!

Eurosnob: Hahaha, really? That's the MLS. The MLS sucks. They have stupid names. Sounders? Timbers?! C'mon should be Seattle City or Portland FC.

MLS/real soccer fan: ...seriously? Enjoy glory-hunting, while I have fun cheering on our local team.

by jonnigga October 21, 2011

eurosnob

Any American who claims that a European team is their favorite team for any reason

Emmett is such a eurosnob. Instead of watching his local MLS team, Orlando City, he only watches Arsenal because his roommate's dog's best friend's cousin bought his girlfriend an Arsenal jersey while in London

by jonnigga June 2, 2015