im going to eskeet you
by firedog12345678910die March 14, 2018
by Dr.Alfredo,Sauce January 13, 2018
Marissa: Hey Josh, heard this crazy story about this voluptuous peter eskeeter named Seewagen - she chopped off her husbands dick, threw it in the woods, he sewed it back on, and then she chopped it off again. Feminism, huh?
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 29, 2019