exskeeted 

In the study of pharmacy, when a drug concentrates in the semen and is skeeted onto a women's face.

Bilbo baggins exskeeted 10% of his 200 mg dose of zidovudine onto julies face last night.

exskeeted by S.P. is my buddy October 27, 2011

peter eskeeter 

noun • See lumber liquidator

Marissa: Hey Josh, heard this crazy story about this voluptuous peter eskeeter named Seewagen - she chopped off her husbands dick, threw it in the woods, he sewed it back on, and then she chopped it off again. Feminism, huh?

peter eskeeter by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

eskeeted 

When u smashing that thot next door and I finna but and scream out “eskeeettttttttedddddd

I just Eskeeted

all over this bitch

eskeeted by Dr.Alfredo,Sauce May 3, 2018