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A Twitch streamer who is known for playing a variety of games such as World of Warcraft, Madden, Final Fantasy, GTA V, and more. He is a co-founder of the gaming organization OTK. He is a sexy burly man who can clear Blackwing Lair with the fury his tremendous beard. The living definition of manliness.
Roxanne: See Mike if you were as manly as Esfand I wouldn’t need to sit on the dryer all day.
Mike: Right back at you Roxy.
Esfand by Janribet October 3, 2021
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An expression used to refer to a person who based their entire personality on being good at a specific thing, but gets exposed to be a fraud when put to the test in front of an audience.
Wow you're such an Esfand, you said you're good at this for years but even beginners are gapping you.
Esfand by DOPADOWN January 19, 2025
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Esfandtv 

When you like to talk about things that you will never do and you keep on talking about it.
Hi, my name is Esfandtv
I need to...
I want to...
I could do...
I will play Majoras Mask.
Esfandtv by HiMyNameIsEsfand December 20, 2021

esfandiyar 

Esfandiyār is a male's name in Iran. He was a legendary Iranian hero and is best known from the tragic story of a battle with Rostam described in Ferdowsi's epic Shahnameh. Esfandiyār was invulnerable in all of his body except for his eyes, somehow like Achille, the Greek's hero.
"that man is so strong. It's nearly impossible to hurt him."
"That's exactly why he's called Esfandiyar!!"
esfandiyar by Dokhte Esfandiyar January 24, 2018

escandalo 

Idiomatic onomatopean broken spanish exclamation aiming at provoking a reaction, guilt, or irony in the interlocutor
- I slept with your ex boyfriend Jason.

- No way !
- (on the side) Escandalo.
escandalo by @socialhoe February 28, 2019
Word of the Day on May 18, 2023

Espandick 

When you try to type spanish but can't type for shit and end up typing in random caps and lots of wrong spelling is the result. Happens in texting when someone acts like a clown.
Messages:
-"truck drivers make tons of cash cus of the risks"

-"Yeh tEnog un TiO driber q le hiCeiron roBbed ante"

-"Deja el pinche Espandick"
Espandick by Disgusting aagav March 26, 2020

essandro 

A shitty fifa player
Your such an essandro
essandro by Mya Ash April 18, 2021
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