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Ereption 

An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess
Shit, I didn't see this ereption coming.
Ereption by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008
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A beautiful, passionate, spiritual, sensitive, and intelligent woman. Who is very interesting and fun to be around. She has a quick wit and ability to perceive more than is said. She has a way to read between the lines. She is also very musical and passionate and is a wonderful person to have on your side as she jumps in for justice and what is right.

Origin: Polynesian, Definition is from Hadessa in the book of Esther in the bible. She was so beautiful and became the queen of Persia
She is so wonderfully Eseta!
Eseta by Shire Folk February 6, 2010
Esethu is a name of a beautiful girl who can laugh at anything and one who is especially kind and caring to others. ... She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone
Esethu isipho means our precious gift
Esethu by Esethu Mancoba November 23, 2021
That one Tongan gurl who can hit that dougie right
Eseta is such a hottie who is dating the HOt jock Jaydent

Eseta is a fit cheerleader who always loves Jayden

Eseta is that one gurl who can marry her dog

Eseta has the best friend group and the hottest friend/cousin she is also Tongan too
Horseeeeeee
Eseta is hot but have you seen her best friend 🥵🥵🥵
Alu kau kau eseta
Eseta by ISHIPTASKIAANDSAMUEL June 14, 2022

ereptile dysfunction 

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.
That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring
verb. The misspelling of "except" when trying to say "accept."

This occurred on Facebook with the "Friends Exposed" app, when it asks you the question:

"If ____ were to bring you flowers and a box of chocolates and ask you to go out with them, would you exept?"

What they were trying to ask was, "Would you accept?" yet they not only spelled it wrong, but they used the wrong word.
Man: If I asked you out, would you exept?

Woman: If by "exept" you mean "accept," yes I would love to!
Exept by Kell Marie February 28, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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