Definitely the most handsome guy you will ever meet . However he's not just a pretty face . He's also one of the funniest , dopest and straight up realest guys out there . You do NOT want to test him , ever , he deserves love and respect to the max . With his great music taste , his amazing personality and his good looks , he's sure to steal your heart and never give it back
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by bloodfrommyerection July 13, 2019
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Ervin is a lover. He is loyal until the end. He believes in what is just and fair fighting for it when opportunities arise. His sweet spirit is caring but not apologetic. He lacks sympathy for stupidity and believes people get what they deserve. For him hard work will pay off, but staying motivated can be most of the task. He is athletic and can excel at any sport or physical activity. He loves innocence and feels the need to protect women and children. His has a soldiers heart, serve and protect. He makes others feel safe when He is around. He carries himself like a warrior, staying lean and fit. He is sexy and dresses to impress! He smells good and looks good. If you find an Ervin you will be hooked.
Girl1 : I think I found the man of my dreams! He would be a great husband and father. He is such a good guy , strong and sexy too.
Girl2: a guy like that is hard to find. He must be an Ervin.
Girl2: a guy like that is hard to find. He must be an Ervin.
by Chicky344 July 27, 2017
The kind of boy with looks that will make you forget how to breathe,will make you laugh like no other, will make you feel like the lucky one if you were his girl, will love you with all his heart, will never mistreat you, will make the best love to you ever, will be the perfect boy you'll ever meet in your whole entire life, he'll make you need and want him every second of your life.
by ESMPZR September 22, 2008
by Melody Diffenbach March 05, 2009
A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.
Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.
Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.
by CoolErvDadBod July 23, 2019
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