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ertzui

An "ertzui" is a German man or woman or person who is very nationalistic about their technology.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.

The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
Sarah, a natural ertzui, was very emotionally damaged when her best friend insulted the Germans and their technology.
by NotBalticc April 15, 2022
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This word is the meaning of life. If you actually managed to find this page, you are probably incredibly bored, lucky and you probably did not expect this at all. Congratulations, now you know the meaning of life. Just don't go around telling people or they will think you're insane.
The meaning of life is ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah. Now you know. DISCLAIMER: Knowledge of this will NOT:
1. Cause you have an epiphany
2. Make you feel like you've just discovered something important
or
3. Make your life any different than it is right now
by hoomin December 18, 2017
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When your so bored you skip the first two and last two letters
Bored to death from playing league of legends a human decides to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way but skipping the first two and last two letters) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...
by DesGaming March 9, 2021
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Congratulations. You found it. You were so unimaginably bored that you typed this into the keyboard. Wow.
“Hey look, Joseph’s typing in Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx into his keyboard when he should be studying for his test and getting bitches! What a nerd!”
by TechnobladeNevaDies November 10, 2022
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ertyui

man: can i have a ertyui

man 2: whats that?!?!?!
man: a pastry dish
by ali.i.think January 28, 2021
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ertyuidfghjcvb

when a human being is on a whole new level of boredom. For example, when a human is so bored they decide to typu all the keyboard letters except skipping the first and last two letters of each row.
this person was so bored, they typed ertyuidfghjcvb.
by by: isla April 22, 2021
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when you are soooooo bored that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq,qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolparn't enough so you skip the first two and last two letters on the keyboard then you type them at the end. good job, now do something good for once in your life.
person 1 :im sooo bored,but i tryed all the combinations on the keyboard!

person2: what about ertyuidfghjcvbqwopasklzxnm?

person 1: thats a good idea( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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