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erotic asphyxia 

Having a choking fetish
Yeah I was having sex with this girl and she told me to suffocate her a little. She had a kink for Erotic Asphyxia
erotic asphyxia by tumblrfckedme October 27, 2013
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erotic asphixiation 

stopping the breathing of your partner for a short time during sex to highten sexual satisfaction....
why are you strangling me? - its erotic asphixiation baby...
erotic asphixiation by kirsty sucknut September 28, 2006

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation 

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation 

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.
"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation 

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.
Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.
the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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