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erotic asphixiation 

stopping the breathing of your partner for a short time during sex to highten sexual satisfaction....
why are you strangling me? - its erotic asphixiation baby...
erotic asphixiation by kirsty sucknut September 28, 2006

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation 

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation 

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.
"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation 

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.
Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.
the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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