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ermhs is awesome and everyone likes him but he suck a little
''Bro did you hear about ermhs' car accident??!''
''yes dude i learnt it while taking a shit''
ermhs by madara_uchiha January 16, 2021
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Ermis, also known as Hermes or ermmii is a very brave individual who acts in a very bureaucratic way most of the time.
This man is as punctual as Ermis
Ermis by snoopitypop April 12, 2021
Related Words
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ermysted 

Verb. To sexually abuse a young boy.
"Ermysted 'im, Wills!"
ermysted by jayhay23 October 29, 2007
Treats her kids like trash and looks like she belongs in the streets doesn’t know how to talk at all never cleans after herself thinks everyone is her maid
Ermise: go clean my room

Her daughter: can I eat first please

Ermise:NO!!!
Ermise by Straightuptruths September 29, 2018

erihsnoving 

Rashing up your taint by rubbing naked against berber carpet.
Damn, I was erihsnoving all night while playing X-box and now my underwear are sticking to my ass.
erihsnoving by Aunt Darlene October 22, 2007
Legendary layer of the New Cross Anaconda. One of the largest single drop poops in recorded history. Also wanted in the Netherlands for crimes such as the Van Guff and the brown cloud Tram Incident. A dangerous fart merchant who is banned from public transport and museums across the globe
What the fuck!? Did you just drop an Ermsy??’
Ermsy by Generalcontent November 24, 2021
A high school with zero respect for teachers and authorities. The students are all basically helpless pieces of trash.
Eww, She attends ERHS?
ERHS by Pookingturd69 April 23, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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