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Treats her kids like trash and looks like she belongs in the streets doesn’t know how to talk at all never cleans after herself thinks everyone is her maid
Ermise: go clean my room

Her daughter: can I eat first please

Ermise:NO!!!
Ermise by Straightuptruths September 29, 2018
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eriselda/griselda 

Eriselda is the name of a girl. A gorgeous person. She’s loyal and honest. Any boy to have her would be lucky. She’s pretty and always has a smile on her face. Always looking out for me and wherever she sees someone upset she takes the chance to make them happy. But her sense of humour is high. You can make her laugh quickly and she can make you laugh too. Her friends mean a lot to her and her friends are very lucky.
I actually really like eriselda/griselda
She’s so pretty
eriselda/griselda by Whatitmeans October 10, 2020
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Ermis, also known as Hermes or ermmii is a very brave individual who acts in a very bureaucratic way most of the time.
This man is as punctual as Ermis
Ermis by snoopitypop April 12, 2021

spazz-ercise 

failed attempt to keep up or follow along to an exercise routine
Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.

Ermine cock 

Hey bro smoke this ermine cock
Ermine cock by Skinnylegs August 2, 2020

Eriselirosis 

noun
A fairly common condition that causes extreme pettiness and unexplainable lapses of judgment and irrationality. Caution: very contagious, may spread to significant other.
Its been a year already bro and I still can't stop thinking about this bitch, I think she gave me Eriselirosis.
Eriselirosis by Youngandheartless September 11, 2020

eriselda 

Special personality. She is very good with the people who care, but if you do something to her, she can be the worst bitch you have met and she will put you in your position if you are against her. Also if she wants something she will take it at any cost, this is why they love her all and want her in their lives.
I love eriselda she is such a savage.
eriselda by Sweaterthanatart January 9, 2018
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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