Ermsy 

Legendary layer of the New Cross Anaconda. One of the largest single drop poops in recorded history. Also wanted in the Netherlands for crimes such as the Van Guff and the brown cloud Tram Incident. A dangerous fart merchant who is banned from public transport and museums across the globe

What the fuck!? Did you just drop an Ermsy??’

Ermsy by Generalcontent November 24, 2021

R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"

R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004

R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.

R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010

Ermyas 

A dude who loves to play football, makes cocky jokes and he is a guy who loves to tease people and is very tall. He loves to hang around with his friends and play video games. He is very smart at math and has good grades. A cute and sexy guy and has a big penis.

Girl 1: omg i really need me an Ermyas!
Girl 2: i know right? He is so sexy and cute!
Girl 3: back off, he is mine!

Ermyas by crazygirluwu November 14, 2019

ermysted 

Verb. To sexually abuse a young boy.

"Ermysted 'im, Wills!"

ermysted by jayhay23 October 29, 2007

R. Lee Ermey 

He was a real Drill Sargent in the Marines. That is how he played the part so well. Imagine how he treated the little pukes in the real world. Oh the things that he didnt show in the movie. Sucks to be them. Full Metal Jacket, best movie of all time!

R. Lee Ermey is a real life bad ass

R. Lee Ermey by elunchmeat August 14, 2006

Ermy

Bestfriend,soccer buddy, crazy ass person, fun to hang out with. Awesome soccer skills, plays it 24/7. Amazing smile, will make you laugh in just seconds. Unique, has some nice ass soccer legs. He's very cute and adorable

Let me just be Ermy with his nice legs and his amazing smile

Ermy by Lilcmessi10 March 25, 2017