Legendary layer of the New Cross Anaconda. One of the largest single drop poops in recorded history. Also wanted in the Netherlands for crimes such as the Van Guff and the brown cloud Tram Incident. A dangerous fart merchant who is banned from public transport and museums across the globe
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Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."
Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.
Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."
Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.
Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
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