The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all
time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full
Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "
fucking comedians" or doughboy privates
like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the
man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Ermey has also appeared in films
like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."
Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.
Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary
Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
