erkey

Someone Who Is Acting Strange or Weird.

Why Are You Being So Erkey.

by Brittany Lacy September 19, 2016

Erky

Someone who gets on your nerves some times.

My brother is erky he keeps knocking on my door for no reason.

by CookieDisick February 11, 2014

R. Lee Ermey

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"

by Nicky J September 27, 2004

R. Lee Ermey

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.

by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010

Erky Perky

When your nipple rings rust and you get tetanus.

You got a whole lot of erky perky going on, that’s hot.

by Slobby navi November 8, 2018

ereyesterday

the day before yesterday.

Ereyesterday, We went to the beach for sun tan.

by PXX September 30, 2009

Erke

An Erke is a special kid who gets on with the best girls and persons in an area. Erke always cares for another and is a unique person who mostly can get on with most of the people except hoes. He is not just unique in social ways, Erke has many awesome abilities too. Although an Erke can be a real pain in the ass as well. He sometimes is so good at games that you just wanna kill him.

Bruh look at Erke. He is hanging out with all the girls in the school. Wish I could be like him.

by Xxrapemasterxx(white van) June 14, 2018