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homo erectus
An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018
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status erecticus
status erecticus by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011
bonus erectus
Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.
Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011
erectophiliac
Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac
erectophiliac by HelgAnus February 12, 2014
Mexicanus Erectus
Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
Mexicanus Erectus by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011
wangus erectus
erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.
aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
wangus; his third.
aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007
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