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Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectional Energy 

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.
I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.
Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Screaming erections 

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!