erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

erectile distraction by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018

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Erectile Destruction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.

Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."

Erectile Destruction by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

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erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

erectile destruction by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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