TimeForACrusade's definitions
When a retarded or autistic person starts going crazy (or spastic) and starts attacking everyone in sight.
Xiu: "Did you see that spazzattack Harold had?"
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."
by TimeForACrusade October 30, 2018
Get the Spazzattackmug. During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)
Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Get the Cocksicklemug. A shitgasm is where a person has an absolute storm of shit building within them and when finally released makes you want to orgasm.
Harold: Hey Jerry are you okay after that massive shit?
Jerry: Yeah, it was so good I had a shitgasm!
Jerry: Yeah, it was so good I had a shitgasm!
by TimeForACrusade October 29, 2018
Get the Shitgasmmug. A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018
Get the Basket Casemug. "You're an unemployable, infantile nong."
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Get the Nongmug. The sounds pots and pans make when tossed or smacked together, NOT to be used to insult a Chinese person. If you want to do that, talk about eating cats and dogs instead rather than saying and overused insult.
Jerry: "Hey Xiu! Ching Chang Chong!"
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Get the Ching Chang Chongmug. The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Get the Erectile Destructionmug.