Definitions by TimeForACrusade
Basket Case
A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
Basket Case by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018
Spazzattack
When a retarded or autistic person starts going crazy (or spastic) and starts attacking everyone in sight.
Xiu: "Did you see that spazzattack Harold had?"
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."
Spazzattack by TimeForACrusade October 30, 2018
Shitgasm
A shitgasm is where a person has an absolute storm of shit building within them and when finally released makes you want to orgasm.
Harold: Hey Jerry are you okay after that massive shit?
Jerry: Yeah, it was so good I had a shitgasm!
Jerry: Yeah, it was so good I had a shitgasm!
Shitgasm by TimeForACrusade October 29, 2018
Nong
Nong by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Cocksickle
During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)
Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
Cocksickle by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Ching Chang Chong
The sounds pots and pans make when tossed or smacked together, NOT to be used to insult a Chinese person. If you want to do that, talk about eating cats and dogs instead rather than saying and overused insult.
Jerry: "Hey Xiu! Ching Chang Chong!"
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
Ching Chang Chong by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
Erectile Destruction
The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.
Erectile Destruction by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018