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a portmanteau of erection and erotica, meaning when your dick gets hard to rule 34.

i do erectica daily.

erectica by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

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status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

status erecticus by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

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erectifagasmic

A cross between erectifying and orgasmic. Founded by two amazing young ladies by Washington D.C..

it's also really fun to say.

Damn, that shit was erectifaGasmic !

Samantha and Charlotte are erectifagasmic, no questions asked.

erectifagasmic by Dahamburglar Gee. April 29, 2006

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erecticide

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

erecticide by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

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erecticles

One word to define the combonation of an erection, testes, and specticles.

I just gnarled my erecticles dude.

erecticles by Kyle Woelkel August 27, 2003

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Erectical

An adjective describing penile content or satisfaction.

"Man, that boner was erectical!"

or

"My pp is erectical when I'm around your dad for some reason."

Erectical by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

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Erectinated

When a guys dick gets hard off of something that excites him.

Jenny: Look Joe's dick is erectinated.
Lily: I know.

Erectinated by Dee S. September 20, 2007

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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