equiviolent

adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.

Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.

by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010

equivalent exchange

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

"Alchemy: the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science so it must follow the natural laws: to create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principal of equivalent exchange. But I learned that night that some things cannot be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. The game required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us, but we thought there was nothing more we could loose....We were wrong."

~Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

by one/and/only/truth December 20, 2010

Equivalent exchange.

People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value in order to gain something. That is the principle of equivalent exchange in alchemy.

"In the early days, we believed that to be the one truth in the world." -Alphonse Elric

by The_Heartbreak_Kid June 13, 2005

Equivalent

A more sophisticated way of saying "same"

Person 1: Yo dude that joke straight up killed, I'm fucking dying on the floor
Person 2: Equivalent
Person 1: The fuck does that mean?

by Mr. Vreys April 25, 2017

bullshit equivalent

a cheap substitute
watered down

mainstreamed
lamestreamed

Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!

by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017

equivalent

1.Equivalent means same as.

Redneck cousin:"Do you know what equivalent means, means same as."

by Maegz69 April 6, 2008

equivalent

Adjective used to describe a person, place, or thing that is great, awesome, or kick-ass beyond measure.

Dude 1: Wow that song is tight! What are you listenin' to??
Dude 2: It's just this new CD I bought...
Dude 1: OMG bro that's totally equivalent!!

by b rab jeezy June 22, 2009