equitom 

The recognition of obscure emotion (appreciation, lust) usually registered whilst recieving golf tees or intricately shaped notes.

Tiger expressed 'equitom" towards prysayus. Tiger loves prysayus, prysayus loves tiger.

equitom by Princess woods (u know who u r) September 29, 2007

equitorial masturbonce 

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

equitorial masturbonce by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

Equiptomize

To combine the functions of multiple pieces of equipment, into one, to improve the overall efficiency of a process

1, Oilfield - The oil industry were able to equiptomize the functions of the Kelly & the Rotary table to develop and engineer the Top Drive System

2, The iPhone is a modern example of how you can equiptomize

3, The existing multi tasking devices are the perfect example of equiptomization

Equiptomize by Neodene November 8, 2011

equitment 

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.

That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!

equitment by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

Equitymate 

The colloquial term Australian property investors use to describe how they afford luxury items. Ie spending equity earned in a property boom to build status through further purchases far beyond your financial capacity.

“How can you afford that new car?” Answer “equitymate”! How many properties do you own and how did you manage that?” Answer “easy, equitymate. Used equity in my house to buy another three!”

Equitymate by OldDarky June 6, 2022

equitolerant 

to be equally tolerant.

The U.S. Government needs to be equitolerant when it come to marriage!

equitolerant by Sparkysway November 6, 2011