A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

equitorial masturbonce by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

Related Words

equitom • Equiptomize • equitment • equitolerant • equitorial masturbonce • Equitymate • Equipo MEH • Equity Marketing Inc

Equiptomize

To combine the functions of multiple pieces of equipment, into one, to improve the overall efficiency of a process

1, Oilfield - The oil industry were able to equiptomize the functions of the Kelly & the Rotary table to develop and engineer the Top Drive System

2, The iPhone is a modern example of how you can equiptomize

3, The existing multi tasking devices are the perfect example of equiptomization

Equiptomize by Neodene November 8, 2011

equitment

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.

That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!

equitment by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

Equitymate

The colloquial term Australian property investors use to describe how they afford luxury items. Ie spending equity earned in a property boom to build status through further purchases far beyond your financial capacity.

“How can you afford that new car?” Answer “equitymate”! How many properties do you own and how did you manage that?” Answer “easy, equitymate. Used equity in my house to buy another three!”

Equitymate by OldDarky June 6, 2022

equitolerant

to be equally tolerant.

The U.S. Government needs to be equitolerant when it come to marriage!

equitolerant by Sparkysway November 6, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026